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CHEESE WIZARDS

By Keo Nozari


There seems to be something special about the classic gay boy/straight girl dynamic. So it makes perfect sense that when Dan Fishback and Sara FitzSimmons-two self-professed "nerd" college friends-decided to form a band, they would name themselves after another classic combination, Cheese on Bread.

While Fishback insists the cheese on bread was "the only edible entrée on the [college] meal plan," both the name and their considerable talent garnered the West Philly-based group some attention in New York's Antifolk movement. Fishback notes, "Antifolk isn't a genre-it's an orphanage for songwriters who don't really belong anywhere else. Antifolk kids won't judge you if you can't sing, or if you can't play your instrument-they'll judge you if you're boring. As someone who is often flat and refuses to learn how to finger-pick, I appreciate this."

Buoyed by the success of their debut album, Maybe Maybe Maybe Baby, the duo added three "open-hearted, free-spirited heterosexual men" to round out the band for their latest effort, The Search for Colonel Mustard. Who is this Mustard exactly? "For me, he represents a dedication to seriousness and substance," says Fishback.

"The whole album is an argument between seriousness and unseriousness, between hedonism and responsibility."

And the album is exactly that-a rip-roaring good time paired with the underpinnings of sweet harmonies and strong musical substance. Original tracks like "The Awkward Song" explore a nerdy, ill-timed romance while "Sexy Anarchist Boy" and "Basketcase" are highly amusing takes on falling for the wrong guy. Let's just say what Ugly Betty is to television, Cheese on Bread is to music.

But considering the band started as a joke, how did they come to take themselves seriously? "Being funny and clever made us more palatable, so even straight boys could listen to us without feeling like they were at Lilith Fair or The White Party," explains Fishback. "I think it became serious when we became more confident. When we knew that we could command attention without a punch line."

So, what else do they like putting cheese on? "Most things high in carbohydrates are adequate substitutes for bread," insists FitzSimmons. "Pasta. Crackers. Potatoes. But fruit is also an excellent pairing. Grapes with goat cheese. Oh my goodness, I'm making myself hungry." Time for lunch! N

The Search for Colonel Mustard available now at cheeseonbread.com. Catch Dan Fishback solo at the Sidewalk Café (94 Ave A, 212-473-7373) for the Summer 2007 Antifolk Festival on Aug 21 at 10pm.


DJ TOP 10
Brett Henrichsen

DJ Top 10

Globe-trotting DJ Brett Henrichsen is racking up frequent flyer miles this summer spinning parties in Australia, Vegas, Stockholm, and Amsterdam. Next stop: Fire Island Pines on August 19 to headline Ascension 2.



  1. Don’t Stop the Music
    Rihanna
    Jody den Broeder Big Room Mix
  2. Stand Back
    Stevie Nicks
    Ralphi Rosario/Ralphi’s Beefy Retro Mix
  3. Hola Hola Hola
    Yuhan
    Johnny Vicious Club Mix
  4. Not Over Yet
    Carnival
    Club Mix
  5. Everybody Dance
    Deborah Cox
    Offer Nissim Club Mix
  6. Beats, Love & Esperanza
    DJ Luis Erre
    Mauro Mozart Vocalized Party Mix
  7. Making Love
    Demu Mix
    Jose Spinnin’ Club Mix
  8. For Your Love
    Offer Nissim feat. Maya
    Peter Rauhofer Club Mix
  9. Freedom
    Tony Moran feat. Nicki Richards
    Tony Moran Club Mix 
  10. Makes Me Wonder
    Maroon 5
    Harry Choo Choo Romero’s Vocal Club



 

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